Mr Doghead: See Ben, this is why your old website kept getting queries beginning with “It Burns”.

 

 

Silence you!

 

 

So, how does one purchase an issue of your magazine then?

 

It’s quite simple. Almost too simple.

 

All one need do is to write a cheque to “Ben Payne” and post it to:

 

Potato Monkey

 

PO Box 665

 

Lutwyche QLD 4030

 

It’s $12.00 for 4 issues. At the moment. Until the inevitable price-hike.

 

Single issues can be purchased for $3 each. Issues #1, #2 and #3 are $5 each.

 

 

Alternatively, you can pay using Paypal, using our the following address (potatomonkey@hotmail.com). Please make sure you send us an email to let us know or I’ll think the money is from my grandmother! If you pay using Paypal please add 50c to the price of each issue. No reason.

 

 

 

And what about overseas readers?

 

What? Over-what?

 

Current rate for overseas readers is $AU 9.00 per issue. I know, that’s crazy compared to the local rate but most of it is postage. I’ll change it if I work out a cheaper rate.

 

 

And do you have credit card facilities?

 

Do I look like I have credit card facilities? Whaddayouthink this is, Mary Ryan’s? The Louvre? Geez, I can’t even afford a scanner so I can make some nifty background out of the old covers or something. I am taken with this purple though. You can use your credit card to pay via Paypal, though.

 

 

I could tell that.

 

Okey doke. That’s enough for this page.

 

 

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