| Hash Songs |
Hash has had a long tradition of singing before, during and after a run. NH3 is proud to continue that tradition and the pack is often led into song. This is greatly assisted by our own resident MusicMan and Phuck! its the Phantom. Both of whom have great skills in this area both with creating new tunes for the Hash to mutilate or having enough brain cells to remember the words.
There are many extensive collections of Hash songs on the web and some of the best can be found at: (XXX Insert links to song books here).
The following song is the NH3 club song and you would be well advised to learn it well. It is often sung on a Hash night and the Religious Advisor has his eagle eye on those who do not join in or even worse - do not know the words.
The NH3 club song. Download MSWord or PDF version.
Sung to the tune of "Gilligan's Island". Lyricks by MusicMan.
(The song is always pre-empted by the words - ' Now shut the fuck up".)
Now shut the fuck up
And hear a tale - a tale that's full of shit
Of the horny Hash from Newcastle
Who likes to run a bit
Chorus
(Who likes to run a bit)
We Hashers are a brain dead bunch
We run and drink all year
We'd run up bloody Everest
As long as there was beer
Chorus
(As long as there was beer)
Our runs set off at six o'clock
And we all have a bloody good time
With shit awards and down downs too
And bare arse holes on the ice
We're the horny Hash
When the ON! ON! 's on
We'll carry on
Until the beer is gone
Chorus
(Until the beer is gone)
Hymn to close a Horny Hash run. Download MSWord or PDF version.
(Sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island closing theme)
Now that is the end of our run tonight,
And we all had a bloody good time,
We'll have to make the best of things,
Until we meet next time.
The RA and the GM too,
Will do their very best,
To make some buggers uncomfortable,
The shit awards will not rest.
So join us all next week my friends,
There may be beer for free,
If not you'll have to buy your own,
Here at Horny H3!
ON ON.
NH3 have a wide variety of Shit Awards which are used to chastise some of its more disrespectful members. The GM and RA, make these awards with frightening regularity and woe is those who cum to their attention.
The current inventory of awards includes:
The Stocks
The toilet seats
The Ball and Chain
That Hasher who offends the GM most severly, or by their actions or inactions have brought disrepute on themselves or the club or have committed a crime of such magnitude that even the shit beneath their feet would smell like roses in comparison, is likely to be awarded the POW. This is to be worn around the neck at all times when at Hash (even during the run) to warn others of their non existant social standing. The Hasher will only be relieved of this award when some other Hasher sets an even lower mark.
The "Ice" is a particularly severe punishment that is meted out by the GM to those who show him particular disrespect. Victims are required to sit on a bag or block of ice at the front of the circle until the Grand Master is satisfied that you have repented for your indescretion.
(Insert pic of pigs head in ice here)