You must be joking!

There is a thought experiment that Psychology students are sometimes asked to do which helps them to understand paranoia.  Close your eyes for a minute and imagine the color red.  Begin to imagine that the color red is sparkly, that when you look at anything red it will glitter at you like a star.  Once you've thought about that for a while, open your eyes and go outside.
You will notice just how much red there is out there.  It's all over the place.

This can work for many, if not all, things in this world.  When I first got my "P" plates, for example, the road was suddenly full of other "P" platers.  So when I heard my first Tourette syndrome joke (the movie "The wedding singer") I thought that this was the same thing.  I was very sensitive about my Tourette's and believed that I just noticed these jibes because of the diagnosis.

As the years have passed I've begun to realise that it's not just me, there are more Tourette jokes out there.  In a way, this is a sort of recognition...at least now people have heard of TS.  Not, it seems, as a legitimate medical condition but as a new source of jokes.  I knew the American's were chronic offenders.  Madonna was quoted as saying something was as fascinating to her as "...watching a man with Tourette syndrome walking through the park."  Bart Simpson faked Tourette syndrome to get out of a test.  The number of people on Yahoo! profiles who claim to enjoy faking Tourette syndrome in public is greater than the number who are genuine Touretters.   "Tourette syndrome Barbie" Persistent petitioning by Tourette groups finally got Mattel to threaten legal action against Tourette syndrome Barbie.  Unfortunately the issue was copyright infringement, not the fact it was insulting.  But it doesn't seem to have been effective either.  Yahoo! still has an entire sub-category devoted to TS Barbie.  Since most of the links to it are broken because of the copyright infringement I am going to, somewhat recklessly, link to it here.  http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/t-barbie.htm is a working version of the animation.  Notice the URL ..../funstuff/.....  I'll let you make up your own mind.
However, TS Barbie has started a bit of a trend.  If you go to the Victoria Tourette syndrome society's website, you will see a TS Gilles de la Tourette!  To be historically accurate, Gilles de la Tourette didn't have Tourette syndrome, but the picture makes a nice talking point.

I only realised that this "pun" had appeared in Australia when a friend of a friend commented that a cat who was acting silly "must have Tourette syndrome".  It took my breath away for a moment, it was right out of left field.

I considered being indignant.
Luckily a reality check kicked in, and I realised that I had just made the comment that the cat was acting "schitz".  Without knowing it, I have been using terms like "psycho", "psychotic", "schitzoid", "schitzo", and "schizophrenic" all my life and even when I had a friend who has Schizophrenia I never considered that I might be hurting someone.

These terms are so deep in the language we, or at least I, never think about what they mean.  It's like a time I was at the football when I was twelve and everyone was yelling out "you're a wanker Umpire!".  So I joined in.  Mum asked me if I knew what it meant.  "It means you're stupid, doesn't it?" I said, guessing like crazy.  So she told me what a wanker was...
I have never been more embarrassed in my life!

So now I'm confused.  I can see how things get out of control. 7 Oct 2002, for example, the mental health lobby made a complaint about a hair care product that has called itself "Schizophrenia" and "head case".  Likewise, being told to "get a F***ing sense of humor" by the creator of TS Barbie was just a waste of his breath.
At the same time, maybe the odd joke about Tourette syndrome's twitches shouldn't offend me as much as it does.  Perhaps when someone laughs about the surgeon with tics, I should just nod and think "it's not malicious, they just don't know."

29/07/2004

Since I wrote this page a couple of years ago, a few things have changed...and a lot hasn't.

I cannot remember the movie, but Heather Grahame and that guy from American pie fall in love and then find out they're brother and sister. (help my memory...email me if you know which one I mean)  In it, the guy is trying to win over her parents and he talks about playing golf.  "I think I catch Tourette syndrome whenever I play...B****y F***ing ball...etc."

Billy Connelly gave a short routine about a man with Tourette's who swore along to Christmas carols.  "Hark the F**k! herald angels sing Bum!"

It's still very popular to have your Touretters swearing.  It has now gotten to the stage where my other half automatically goes "Oh, hah flipping hah!" very sarcastically when a bad Tourette syndrome joke is made.  But he makes TS jokes all the time.
The difference is obvious.  While these movie references tend to dehumanise Touretters and just make them swearing mad people, the bad puns my other half makes show a certain understanding.

Let's be honest...I have killed relationships by admitting I have Tourette's.  So it was a hard thing to do to admit it to him.  But it was even harder for him to understand.
My man is very typical Aussie bloke.  He would go to work if he was dying of leprosy, and claim to his last breath that he can "work through it, the mind is a powerful thing".  The concept that my brain didn't always do what it was told was alien to him.  Over the years, however, he's started to slide in little jibes.  If I ever make a reference to clocks...I know I'm in for it.  But the jokes, despite being very bad, are accurate.  And they're not insulting.  They show a deep understanding of the condition, and I obviously appreciate that.

I recently watched 'Harvey Krumpet' the Oscar winning short animated film.  I was initially dismayed to see that Harvey was born with Tourette syndrome.  "Here we go," I thought "prepare for a lot of cursing."  But Harvey didn't have that symptom.  Not only that, but his condition was never played up on.  Throughout the short, he twitched in a frighteningly familiar way, but that was background.  He still lived a full life, and you still ended up liking him.  I thought Harvey was the nicest representation of Tourette's I've seen yet.

So maybe attitudes are changing slowly.  Mine especially. I recently auditioned for the part of Mad Margaret in Gilbert and Sullivan's Ruddigore. I was passed over for a much more sedate and grandly mad woman, but a discussion in the rehearsal hall with another potential Mad Margaret led to the suggestion that she should have tics.  I said, in my new 'let everyone know' frame of mind, "Well, mine did.  I have Tourette syndrome!" and laughed.  The laugh, I think, was a mistake in hindsight as the other woman immediately spouted Margaret's dialogue with a liberal sprinkling of s**ts and f**ks.  But, being in a good mood, I joined in.  I still have to find the right time to correct her...but I'll get there.

I'm a little less cynical now.

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