The Gladesville Ravens Visitor Book is already up and running! The book just gets fuller by the month. Read all the friendly banter from the players, encouragement from the fans and nonsense from the rest of you.

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 First thing you'll notice is that we've taken control of what gets published and what gets binned - surely that's a reason to write something interesting and meaningful. If you really want to write rubbish, do it on the Ravens website forum here. Alternatively, if you want to contact us, all you do is send us an e-mail at our address:

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and we'll see what we can do for you. Cheers. Now read on...

Name: Jose Mourinho
Club / Country: Chelsea 
Comment: We are looking for an attacking player to lead us to victory in the champions league campaign next year. How much would you sell Chris Mahar for??

Name: Matty Roberts
Club / Country: Ravens/ Pres. Wythenshawe Ravens branch 
Comment: Good luck for the season guys, will be catching with what is happening. i see joel has made some good transfer deals. shifting out the old and bringing in the young. cheers matt

Name: Trappatonni Del Bosque Marley
Club / Country: Brizaly - Jamaica 
Comment: Inan I have faith in you, do me proud, conquer that duppy and may the coinkers be with you.

Name: keith
Club / Country: gladesville
Comment: looks like you ravens are going downhill every year give it up

Name: Teddy Sheringham
Club / Country: None
Comment: Just wondering if you guys need a striker for the new season. Ive lost all my money at poker and need a fresh start. Cheers.

Name: Inspin 
Club / Country: Coinkers United / Barbados 
Comment: This weeks menu on Inspins Barbeque Specials Board....Marinated Jewfish Cutlets with a slice of lemon and a side dish of salad, !!

Name: REG REAGAN 
Club / Country: PISS POTS UTD 
Comment: Boys, Sorry taken so long to write. Luv ya work over the last few years. Plenty of biffo. Especially those incidents with Goggs and Roids, and those clashes with the poofters from Putney. Good luck this season.

Name: Father Time 
Club / Country: Mortality United 
Comment: Just want to remind the Ravens as more players tick past the big 30 this year, that although age is upon you, ease your aches and pains with the knowledge that the soft green pastures of the O/35 competition await.

Name: PERCY 
Club / Country: VB OR NEW 
Comment: IS JOEL TAKEING STEVE WAUGHS JOB. HE IS A GOOD CRICKETER YOU ASK HIM AND WHO IS THIS BRUNO GUY I WILL PLAY HIM AT GOLF IF HE LIKES.

Name: Cliff 
Club / Country: Byron Bay Backpackers 
Comment: Hi, did any of you boys leave a blue Italia t-shirt up here during your stay? It looks like it might have been used for the silly shirt night you had

Name: Withheld 
Club / Country: Ravens 
Comment: Clearly that Club 34 fan has little or no idea about futsal. The Rebels ran riot over a dishevelled Club 34 outfit, who clearly could have used the comb Zorb stole to straighten themselves out with

Name: withheld 
Club / Country: ravens 
Comment: i think i might venture down to the theatre of dreams tonight and witness the biggest derby in the world. i can sense a big upset with the so called rebels being pumped. rebels? what has nicholas done that makes him such a rebel, stole a comb?

Name: Gazza 
Club / Country: Ryde Council Garbo 
Comment: Thanks boys for leaving 3 otto bins full of beer bottles outside 34 Ross St on Monday night. Did you really think we would take them all?? You can keep the stinking things for another 2 weeks.

Name: No.1 Fan 
Club / Country: Ravens 
Comment: Whats going on? Isnt there any summer news that i can read? Maybe rewrite a few glowing descriptions of the grand final goals. That will keep me happy over the off season!

Name: Anthony Dimaggio 
Club / Country: Rex Fudge Packing Stewards 
Comment: Just want to say what a splendid bunch of good looking guys you Ravens Boys are. Even after four solid days on the piss, you all still had that sexy sparkle in your eye that i just cant get out of my mind. Hi Steve!! 

Name: David The Pear 
Club / Country: Beach Hotel Bouncers 
Comment: Has anyone seen my size XXXXXXXXXL tailored shorts? They were my favourites. I cant seem to find a pair whos seam can ride right up my very very ample buttocks. Im sure i saw you ravens boys leaving with them. 

Name: GEORGE THE BUM 
Club / Country: Byron Bay Reefers 
Comment: Did i tell you guys about my try at the SCG for Souths Juniors? Or my Waratah Shield winning days at Maroubra High? Is anyone listening? Bloody City Wankers. 

Name: Distraught Fiancee 
Club / Country: La La Land 
Comment: Has anyone seen that young boy who got down on one knee and stole my heart at Byron Bay?

Name: BBQ King 
Club / Country: BBQs Galore 
Comment: This is my last year has President of The BBQs Association and i was wondering if your Technical Director of the BBQ would take up a nomination for Presidency.

Name: Joelle 
Club / Country: Switzerland 
Comment: hello boys, i am back in australia look forward to meeting again at byron with you. i have been well. think i be sharing a room with robbie. greez, joelle

Name: Mr Wilson 
Club / Country: Mayor of Byron Bay 
Comment: Just a friendly message to say that I cant wait to welcome you all to our northern paradise. Im hoping you can cause as much trouble as possible and drive the pot-smoking, tree-hugging hippies out of our community!!

Name: Robert Stevens 
Club / Country: Gladesville Bowling & Sports Club Activities Co-ordinator 
Comment: Hi Boys, Just want to offer the team a regular Saturday night spot on stage at the Club to sing us some old time classics again. It brought a tear to our eyes and we know the regular dancing crowd would love to have a boogy along to classics such as Ravens Ravens man.

Name: Frank Farina 
Club / Country: Australia 
Comment: With Okon out of favour and Craig Moore unfit, we're looking for a central defender to play against Ireland. Your man Newton, is he available? 

Name: Roman Abramovich 
Club / Country: Chelski 
Comment: I will be sending my scouts out to LH Waud this Saturday afternoon.

Name: Gerard Houllier 
Club / Country: Liverpool 
Comment: I am willing to offer you Emile Heskey in return for that red-hot reserves striker Reggie. 

Name: Gerard Houllier 
Club / Country: Liverpool 
Comment: I have heard that your first grade are after a striker. I am willing to give you Emile Heskey on a seasons loan. 

Name: zedman 
Club / Country: All Stars 
Comment: The zedman will be signing Autographs between 1-2pm on Sat for the first Semi..

Name: RALE RASIC 
Club / Country: AUSTRALIA 
Comment: I beleive with continued training we too can play in the brazilian way

Name: phil mc 
Club / Country: ravens 
Comment: sorry becks, posh made me do it 

Name: secret admirer 
Club / Country: gladesville 
Comment: i came to ladies day in search of a william newton, his name keeps coming up in all the social circles. they told me he was quite handsome...

Name: Lonely traveller 
Club / Country: 
Comment: Phil, tried to call you in London for a good time but the phone number you gave me didnt work. 

Name: The Spaniard 
Club / Country: Ravens 
Comment: As the football season is over here in Germany the Ravens win on the weekend was the talk of the beer halls. Go Ravens. 

Name: Becks 
Club / Country: Man U/Real Madrid/England 
Comment: I am looking for a new club and have been told that you have ALL the superstars. Your website is impressive, but maybe a goal scorers table could be included. That way, my fans get to see my name all over the internet!! P.S Posh says hi to Phil Mac.

Name: Wendy James 
Club / Country: Transvision Vamp 
Comment: Is that Robbie Williams playing with you under the name of Paul Galanos. As a supporter of Northern HFC, I'm going to report your team toi the GHFA. 

Name: Ray Rabbits Warren 
Club / Country: Tripl M 
Comment: Have a long hard look at yourself Mo, that Ronnie Waters bloke has two left feet and a set of pins that could belong to an anorexic chicken. Fair dinkum he is lucky be to be on the bench for seconds, Turn It Up 

Name: Greg Matthews 
Club / Country: Deadset Legends 
Comment: I had a caller call in to say that we should have a chat to the management @ Gladesville Ravens re: The sparkling form of Ronnie Waters and why he is being overlooked for the Australian team letaloan Raven 1st grade 

Name: matt roberts 
Club / Country: 
Comment: everything is fine. no major damage. could be a late inclusion for the top of the table clash on saturday. cheers guys 

Name: carsten ramelow 
Club / Country: leverkusen/germany 
Comment: i was looking at this great website as i had a tip off that my long lost brother may have something to do with it. i think i have found him. is there anyway i can get in touch with that mousey guy cheers guys 

Name: Dave Atkin 
Club / Country: Cambodia 
Comment: Playing soccer against people who are 4 feet tall and have prosthetic legs is good practice for training with you guys, I’ll be in sparkling form when I get back. Hope you fluke your way back into First Division, so when I get back you’re in the division I left you in.

Name : Diego Forlan
Club / Country: Manchester United Reserves
Comment: I think it's a disgrace that David Beckham has copied my patented hairstyle. And Christophe Duggary can f*ck off too. And that Wanger.

Name: Brian Lara 
Club / Country: Trinidad & Tobago 
Comment: Does your club have any cricketers? 

Name: some-one 
Club / Country: some-where 
Comment: Can people please donate money to the PL Div 2 team . They are in desperate need to go back to Magnetic Island for the End of Season Trip !! 

(12/03/2003) Name: Phil 
Club / Country: Ravens 
Comment: 1,500 hits! Shit, maybe the club could learn something out of this for their website? 

(04/03/2003) Name: Chinese Government 
Club / Country: China 
Comment: How can you allow that exiled leader of our Chinese Tibetan Province to play for your club. It is a massive political statement and we ask that you respect our wishes and have him benched. 

(01/04/2003) Name: yogi bear 
Club / Country: jellystone park resort 
Comment: how can u drop players who are keen to play immediately and wait around for guys who are yet to finish season with other teams and awaiting judicial decisions - seems a little unfair 

(25/03/2003) Name: n/a 
Club / Country: n/a 
Comment: just because u have got married editor doesnt mean u cant do the website anymore. cmon i need information on my fav club 

(25/03/2003) Name: CONCERNED 
Club / Country: SCOUT 
Comment: IT APPEARS THE ATTENDANCE OF THE COACHES AT TRAINING IS DOWN THIS YEAR. IM CONCERNED THAT THIS MAY REFLECT IN THE SEASON. 

(25/03/2003) Name: The Boon 
Club / Country: Tasmania 
Comment: Great site boyz. I shall have all my Tasmanian sisters (I have ten, and only two of them run faster than I do - lucky for me) visit the site and post a few naked spreads for you. 

(29/01/2003) Name: Chip 
Club / Country: USA 
Comment: Yes, the name really is Chip. I am admiring your mid-fielder..that Joel guy..is he available for private parties? 

(22/01/2003) Name: Danny 
Club / Country: Punks Afloat 
Comment: Inan didnt Catch that Fish !! 

(20/01/2003) Name: Inan
Club / Country: Ravens
Comment:The departure of the Punks Afloat has made way for the "You Been There Adventures of Spin and the Zedman".

(19/01/2003) Name: joecool 
Club / Country: ACMilano 
Comment: if u boyz put half as much effort into your game like u do with yer website.,.i dun see how u can slide into DIV2.

(04/01/2003) Name: yabba 
Club / Country: na 
Comment: just at the cricket yesterday and i was wondering was that a certain ravens player named will newton escorted from the ground 4 unruly behaviour and offensive gestures with a transistor in his hand 

Name: Leanne 
Club / Country: Coconuts Maggie Is. 
Comment: Hey guys, just wanted to say you rock and the fridges are now stocked up again for another visit from you guys - geez you sink some piss!! The pool is also much cleaner - and I dot think has had the same use as it did when you all were here!! Glad to hear [cut off here - can you send a continuation?]

Name: Zalalas 
Club / Country: ravens 
Comment: I know my form has been poor over the last few years but I will not be forced into reserve grade! 

Name: Rex Hunt 
Club / Country: Bring back the Punks !!!! 
Comment: What ?The Punks Afloat have parted ways? Well thank you mama for the rabbits…that Spinner was destined for angling stardom. I hear he is handy on the bbq, maybe he can get a spot on the cooking segment of my show. Yibbida Yibbida, that’s all folks! 

Name: Paul Wade 
Club / Country: Normo / Australia 
Comment: Just to let you know... With direct Oceania qualication, were pushing hard to make sure that the nucleus of the 2002 Normo Reserves play as the Socceroos in the 06 World Cup. 

Name: The taxi driver 
Club / Country: Magnetic Isl Allstars 
Comment: Response to the hello from Joelle: @#$! off, next time make your own way from Arkies back to Coconuts. 

Name: Joelle
Club / Country: Switzerland
Comment: Hello boys - I'm ok thank you. I was so surprised and happy to hear about you! Mission beach is a really good place for relaxing. On sunday i going up to Carins and there I meet friends from here. I visit your website and it was really funny!:-) I enjoyed my time with you on magnetic island. When I'm in Sydney i come and visit you when that is ok?! I wish you a good time and not much work! Say hello to the other boys! Greez joelle

Name: Tony Greig 
Club / Country: Sth Africa, England 
Comment: After a hard days barracking for those marvellous Aussies I always love to unwind with the all the news and hilarity provided on this corker of a website. 

Name : Private 3rd Class Jamie The Pie Oven Eater 
Club / Country: North Epping Rangers 
Comment: What luck! I was surfing the net for porn the other day and stumbled across a photo of that loud mouthed little bastard with the perfect hair. If I ever see you again Zorbas ( now I know your name thanks to this great website! ) Im going to make sure I soil those highly conditioned, silky smooth locks with the best of four and twenty goodness. 

Name: Peter Zorbas 
Club / Country: Greece 
Comment: I was at the 3-3 draw last night and couldnt help but notice the glaring inaccuracies between your account of the game and what actually happened. My brother played well but was very lazy, Joel was extremely solid in defence and gave little away and the p ... [cut off here - can you send a continuation?]

(26/09/2002) Name: Tazrock 
Club / Country: raven til I die 
Comment: The Accidents update! The accidents have achieved stardom by winning the unsigned find comp on triple m and now we need all your support at an industry showcase. The Hopetoun Hotel mon 7th October (long weekend) on stage 8:30 hope to see you there

(17/09/2002) Name : Phil 
Club / Country : Ravens 
Comment: A class effort with the website, puts the official club one to shame. However the score in the game zone should be Ravens 7, Putney 0? Can't see why anyone would want to go to a team like St Andrews with this exceptional media coverage.

(08/09/2002) Name : Paul Walton 
Club / Country : St Andrews 
Comment: As much as I hate saying it, you guys don't deserve to be in 2nd division. The 4-0 flogging you gave us at Peel was the best we have seen a team play. Hopefully the rumour is true and a one or two of you guys will come and join us next year 

(Aug 2002) Name : Mattty Roberts 
Club / Country : Ravens 
Comment : This isn't the porn site I was looking for. There are some sexy photo's here though. 

(Aug 2002) Name : Joel 
Club / Country : Ravens 
Comment : Bruno I think Sterlo has gone to check the meaning of the first word in the new motto. GHFA better give us our points back as well, otherwise I will be advising them of our new motto 

(Aug 2002) Name : Bruno (again) 
Club / Country : Still at the Bowlo 
Comment : On a search of Ravens archives I found what I believe to be the original Ravens Latin motto: "Intercorsis Maximus", not the current "Labor Omnia Vincit". Does anyone have any ideas as to what this means in todays language??? Ideas / Suggestions greatly ap 

(Aug 2002) Name : Damo 
Club / Country : Ravens 
Comment : Compliments to the Peel Park Canteen Chef because that was the best souvlaki I have ever tasted. Can I suggest a sprinkle of tzatziki (is that how it's spelt?) next time..... 

(Aug 2002) Name : Bon Scott 
Club / Country : Heaven's Hellraisers 
Comment : Just browsing through the Player List and thought I'd Say, I never thought there was anyone out there that loves a drink as much as me - let alone a whole Squad - Good Luck! 

(Aug 2002) Name : Nessie 
Club / Country : ACT Brumbies 
Comment : Dearest George, just wondering if you still enjoy catching the sun rays at soccer games. As I distinctly remember you sunbaking topless, while you were supposed to be coaching the girls soccer team at Lake Ginninderra College! Keep up the good work blu 

(Aug 2002) Name : Bruno 
Club / Country : BOWLO 
Comment : Great site guys. Isn't technology great! How did they get all of Percys stomach into such a small photo? Joel, sorry champ, that 107th place in the Bruno Cup was actually 110th after a countback! Did you hear that JOCK Cunningham, apart from wanting to ch 

(Aug 2002) Name : Bruno continued 
Club / Country : BOWLO STILL 
Comment : Jock Cunningham, apart from wanting to change the Ravens logo, has suggested Peel Park be renamed Pele Park in honour of that great Gladesville goal scorer of the 1921 season PELE LUCAS (then Mayor of Boronia Park). 

(Aug 2002) Name : Paul Sironen 
Club / Country : Balmain Tigers/ Australia 
Comment : I still get a tear in my eye each time I see Brad and Tazrock run out onto Peel Stadium. Go you Ravens! 

(Aug 2002) Name : Steve Waugh 
Club / Country : Bankstown/ Australia 
Comment : Bad sportsmanship is a trademark of all great teams. Which is why I'll always be a Ravens man. 

(Aug 2002) Name : John Howard 
Club / Country : Bennelong Athletic, Canberra Cosmos/ Australia 
Comment : As the powerhouse of football in my beloved electorate, Ravens have brought happiness to my community. Keep up the good work Gentlemen. 

(Aug 2002) Name : Neville Southall 
Club / Country : Everton/Wales 
Comment : I saw Aman get nutmegged a few season's back against Putney at Peel Stadium and had to wonder why on earth Joel and Nick weren't keeping, as they certainly impressed when filling in for Paul Purcell. 

(Aug 2002) Name : Flipper The one armed bandit. 
Club / Country : Kenthurst Bushboys 
Comment : I love this site. Having only one functional hand, this site allows me to keep up to date with my favourite club all with the touch of a button. Keep up the good work. 

(Aug 2002) Name : Zorbas the great !!! 
Club / Country : Whoever wants me 
Comment : I love this new hi-tech site. Can I lend a hand in building this club into the power it should rightfully be.