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The Adventures of Mr. Breaky


Mr. Breaky is the solid metal butt "breaking" cue designed, created and used by Fastbreak player Justin Rosmalen.  Little did Justin know that his 'creation' is in fact an incarnation.  In previous lives, Mr. Breaky has has been known by many names, but one thing is certain - he has inspired many world leaders to greatness! 

With his mixture of raw barbarity tempered with a sublime seductiveness often associated with hard, cold steel, Mr. Breaky transcends the scope of human consciousness and breaks forth into new realms of heightened awareness and glory to any that grasp his....oh, sorry, ummm....never mind....

Below are just some of the adventures and historical records that surround the enigmatic Mr. Breaky.  Stay tuned for new pics and updates!

Mr. Breaky Statistics:

  • Base custom machined from a solid piece of aluminium

  • Top shaft from std 9 ball cue

  • Weight 64 Ounces (1.85Kg)

  • 1448mm (57") long

  • 31.75mm (1.25") thick at base

  • 12.7mm (0.5")Tip

Mr. Breaky Dances with Nikki Webstar Promo Shot with Nikki Webstar Shrek - That's not what you do with Mr Breaky. Puss n Boot puts Mr Breaky to work
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Mr. Breaky whoos Dame Edna Rove admits he couldn't have won with out Mr. Breaky Mr. Breaky arrives at Logies with his date. Mr. Breaky's Revenge - Now Justin knows how it feels! Mr Breaky - Party Animal
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Mr. Breaky helping to part the Red Sea (with Moses)
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Mr. Breaky dobs in Ned Kelly
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Wracked with guilt after dobbing in Kelly, Mr. Breaky offers to guard the armour
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Mr. Breaky aboard USS Lincoln with his old Frat House buddy George W. 
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Playing cards?  or Worlds Most Wanted?
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Mr. Breaky helps Martin Luther King win the crowd!
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Mr. Breaky fulfils dream:  "I wanna be a cowboy..."
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Mr. Breaky guides the Titanic across the Atlantic.
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Mr. Breaky takes St. Augustus to new heights of spiritualism
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Mr. Breaky aids the barbarian hordes invade medieval Europe.


 

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This page was last updated Thursday, May 19, 2005

 
 

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