THIS SITE IS INTENDED AS HUMOUR!
Anyone who does not understand that is advised to leave now. Dont touch anything, dont click any links, dont even scroll down the page - just leave.
If, already knowing that you will find the contents of this site offensive, you choose to continue anyway then I suggest your first step be the FAQ .
Everyone else... enjoy the ride.
The Mistoffelees is Gay Theory.
The following pages are here to show you the horrifying truth of the matter of Mistoffelees' sexuality. It will indeed prove that Mistoffelees is at least bi-curious, if not actively bisexual or gay. And it will do this through any means possible. Even your own ingrained prejudices... For doesn't it always seem to be true that it's always the cute, desireable men who turn out to be gay?
They make such a cute couple...
I AM ACTUALLY A GAY MAN!
(aka "A little bit of sarcasm.")
Ok, I think it's time I owned up and started being honest with you people... You see, I am actually a gay man and I created this site just to piss you off because I have no real life. Phew! I'm glad I got that off my chest. It was such a bother having to lie and say that this site was meant to be funny - I mean, come on, it was obvious right from the start that I was just gay and looking for attention. As if I could pull the wool over your eyes. lol